Friday, May 23, 2008

Some good advice by Kurt Vonnegut

"I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.'"

"That is my principal objection to life, I think: It's too easy, when alive, to make perfectly horrible mistakes."

"Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak."

"All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental."

"We must be careful about what we pretend to be."

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Old Boyfriend #2

(They just keep falling out the wood work)

I remeber nothing but sweetness, you representing to me the peferct, tender, wild abondon of adolencent foreplay. And even though I always suspected you of cheating, there is no bitterness, because in my mind, anything that went wrong with us was more of a result of my childhood insecurites then anything you ever did.

Quote of the day

"Offensive is frequently but a synonym for unusual."
Vladimir Nabokov

Saturday, May 10, 2008

My Original And Easy Idea To End World Hunger

Once upon a time, when I was sitting in Union Square Park, watching the old men play chess and eating cherries, it occured to me that if the events that took place in Cloudy With A Chance of Meat Balls happend all over the world, no one would ever starve, and I doupt nature would put any artificial perservatives in her world famous spaghetti...

Thursday, May 8, 2008

I was wondering...

Why is it easier to write in Starbucks then it is to write at home?

Sunday, May 4, 2008


Love is like chocolate, great in moderation, but too much can lead to
cavities and tummy aches.