Saturday, February 23, 2008

You're all moldy anyway.

Old boyfriends are like old bread and both are bad for you. They leave you with a bad taste in your mouth, a bad tummy ache, and all sorts of sordid memories of the girl you used to be and the sandwich you never finished cause the bread is moldy. Don't eat old bread or old boyfriends. You have been warned....

8 comments:

Rosebud Collection said...

Hold it, didn't they use mold for penicillin? I agree, wouldn't want to eat it though..

Retro Grandma said...

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T.Allen said...

hysterical. i agree old, recycled and vintage are the way to go with everything except underwear and lovers. :)

dana said...

lmao, undies.....

The Haeven Crew said...

Amen, sistah! Some boyfriends (old or otherwise) also resemble wet bread....

Jezabels Jewels said...

no truer words were ever spoken...er, um, written

;P

Infinite Cosmos said...

yeah, i will have to agree with this one. I ran into an old boyfriend just yesterday and i must confess that i have that same grody feeling. I am so glad i never finished that sandwich!

julia said...

well said!